Tried to draw the Gems’ faces in my own style ;w;”
WATCHING THE LAST EPISODE OF DMMD LIKE
kuragehime will probably always be one of my favorite shows forever
|—||me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)|
i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop
everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car
clear can only hear out of the one ear now and can still hear aoba through the collapse of everything around him give this kid a gold medal
Yup note that he’s cupping his left ear but covering the right, probably to avoid distortion.
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
We still haven’t fully recovered from discovering the edible monstrosity that is the World’s Largest Gummy Worm, and yet the nightmarishly awesome potential of gummy candy continues to unleash even bigger creatures. Behold the seemingly endless sugar rush that is that the 26-Pound Edible Gummy Party Python made by Vat19.
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Available here in Blue Raspberry & Green Apple or Red Cherry & Blue Raspberry flavor combinations.
but can i shove it up my ass
DID YUO KNOE: Gravity Falls creator Alex Hirsch is credited for voicing the character Bill Cipher, but in actuality, Bill is possessing Alex and using him as a vessel to speak to the outside world.
Hirsch accidentally traded his soul to Cipher at the age of seven for a Snickers bar.
The entirety of the show Gravity Falls is just an elaborate cry for help.