hotsenator:

hotsenator:

my dad had surgery today so he is kind of high off his pain meds and he keeps telling me “get me a ham sandwich” and i’m like “no dad we don’t eat ham.. we’re jews’ he goes “ham… ham sandwich please” “dad no no, no ham..” 

now he’s just reading from the dessert menu and my mom is telling him “your doctor said no sugar or anything too heavy…” and he’s going “this is so unfair! this is so unfair to me!”


neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

(Source: lalondes)


heysoo:

roselalalonde:


thenimbus:



R.I.P. Ato Essandoh



uh

https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh


JESUS

CHRIST

THIS DUDE.

heysoo:

roselalalonde:

thenimbus:

R.I.P. Ato Essandoh

uh

image

https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh

JESUS

image

CHRIST

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THIS DUDE.


mikmik121:

Clear’s Scrap: Game v Anime

As an avid fan of the series (and Clear) I love how the anime did his scene. Mainly because the way to get Clear’s good end in the game is to let the bubbles burst, signifying that Clear is to choose for himself. The anime version however does this by silencing Aoba - Koujaku and Noiz had to be consoled by words “you’re not alone” and “don’t give in” and again with Mink next week. Aoba isn’t allowed to speak in Clear’s mind, thus allowing Clear to decide which path he must take on his own instead of relying on his master’s words.


mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*
The truth is out there

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*

The truth is out there


impaire:

I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.


jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

image

he sent me the meme

(Source: cptnarnerica)


atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

(Source: ramenjesus)


Dear Cartoon Network,
Play more fucking movies instead of Dairy of a Wimpy Kid every single movie flick night.
I can now quote both of those movies.


(Source: shintaroux)


drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh


ewzzy:

Driver’s Licenses: Official. Do not print out and pretend to be a Princientist.


(Source: shut-up-meow)


"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.


wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september