Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.
Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.
What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?
Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.
partner swap request, let’s be real nothing would get done.
Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me
I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
do girls really do this?
yes. yes they do.
it’s the best
i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this
Not a dime wasted
DRAMAtical Murder, the red oni
I noticed literally no one has drawn shota koujaku with red hair so I thought I’d do the honors.
Spoilers I guess.
as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens
you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent
keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.
shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot
This kid was a toaster for Halloween
oh for crust’s sake
Wheat try for better jokes but it’s late.
We’d butter stop while we’re a-bread
what do you think you’ll grain with all these jokes
These jokes are getting a bit too stale.